Jenna

Gabby and the Witch Scandal
by Jenna

Once upon a time **1** There was a woman named Gabby who loved to drink wine. She drank it night and day, She drank it until she became gay. Now when Gabby would drink, **5** She would create such a stink. And especially when the gardener Lance was around, She always made sure she could be found. Now her husband Carlos was oblivious to this scandal, He never thought of his wife as a vandal. **10** Gabby was rich and beautiful, what more can a man ask for; Carlos knew that she was all that and more.

It was around that time of year when the leaves started to fall, And Carlos knew that he needed to make a call. So one day when Gabby was out and about, **15** She got a text message from her husband that made her pout. It said there was someone at the front door waiting to be let in, But Carlos and her both knew that under the rug was the key attached to a pin. So Gabby quickly ran to her car Wondering who could be waiting that would make her travel this far. **20** As she pulled up the driveway, She soon recognized that face that always made her day. It was none other than the gardener Lance, And Gabby thought this would be her perfect chance. Up the stairs she went **25** And out to the yard is where Lance was sent.

Not before long, Gabby ran downstairs grabbing Lance by the arm; She knew the tricks of the trade and how to work her charm. Gabby thought that since it was Halloween night, She could tell Lance that she heard a noise that gave her a fright. **30** As any man would do, he told her everything would be okay; He was even kind enough to give her a place to lay. As we all know, one thing led into another And if they didn’t take caution, Gabby could have become a mother.

Gabby quickly jumped up as she heard a knock at the door, **35** She wondered whom it was but wanted to stay for more. As she ran downstairs, Lance followed her a couple feet back, Afraid it was Carlos who would give him a big smack. But to her dismay, it was Edie dressed as a witch And her daughter, Emily, who was dressed as a dog with a twitch. **40** Edie and her daughter meant to cause no harm, They were trick-or-treating but instead happened to set off an alarm. Gabby and Lance were embarrassed and told Edie not to tell, But Gabby knew Edie’s big mouth and knew she would do nothing but yell. Edie was no dummy; she put two and two together; **45** And at that moment she thought of just the thing she’s been meaning to do forever.

See Edie was a single mom and one to have a crush on another’s spouse, But all she wanted to do here was get Gabby kicked out of the house. Faster than lightening Edie texted Carlos to tell him the news, She knew that all Gabby would be getting tonight were dirty looks and boos. **50** Hotter than flames Carlos raced home to get the real story, Gabby knew that the next few hours of her life would be gory. Gabby looked at Edie with fury in her eyes As Edie sat their laughing letting her spirits rise. When Carlos came home he told Gabby to get out for good, **55** He said that no discussion would take place even though it should.

As the days went by, Gabby thought about what she did to her spouse, As Carlos thought about all the people he could invite over to his house. Gabby pleaded with Carlos telling him what Edie said was a lie, She swore that it was the first time it happened and that she told Lance goodbye. **60** Carlos took his time pondering the situation at hand, He knew that Edie’s stories usually tended to expand. After a couple days of thought, Carlos made up his mind, He knew that Gabby was the one and that love was blind. And at that, Gabby and Carlos decided to put Edie in her place, **65** They made up a pie of whipped cream and threw it in her face. Now as Edie stood there dirty and wet, Carlos and Gabby rode off happy with nothing to fret.

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