Connor

=// Evil ACME//=

By, Connor L
While attending my busy work, I came upon a gruesome jerk, He had to be about five foot seven, Because I knew he could not go to heaven, His immensely lame power, 5 Failed to make me cower, Even with good news, He made me sing the blues, For however he did manipulate me, I was never at Ed Wescott’s mercy, 10 He tried to make me quit on many an occasion, So I tried to solve the ACME differential equation, But all that I could think about, Was that he could not force me out, Being a giant with red skin made him jealous, 15 Even in front of all of the store’s fellas, Because the customers adored me more, He tried to give away stuff from the store, As Westcott got in heaps of trouble, My sassy co-worker popped his bubble, 20 Mr. Ed was canned, Then he was banned, His replacement came in short of hustle, Since she lacked the necessary muscle, She had no sense of making money, 25 Failed to hop around the store like a bunny, Sitting in her office all day, She wouldn’t find the way, That the store runs best, From her large nice nest, 30 She tried to make the hours, But we sold even less flours, The front-end coach, Was a wicked roach, But she managed to get some complaint, 35 And without any legitimate restraint, Martha Guin the boss, Who was at a loss, Disciplined by headquarters, She had no viable supporters, 40 Everyone got more awesome hours, And therefore we hold all the powers, I will make more than she, Because I can get a degree. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee! 45 The Joke is not on me! =//__More Fun__//=

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