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Lanval's Wild Trip
by Ben w

There once was a knight named Lanval Who was struck in the head by an anvil Afterwards he was able only to see Brightness and euphoric glee To Lanval the land was a dell 5 Where most could only see hell He found this perspective Was very effective While people in the land suffered strife Lanval sat and enjoyed life 10 One day Lanval befriended A gnome with belly distended He followed the gnome To what he said was his home When they finally arrived 15 What he saw was contrived It was King Arthur and Lady Guinevere But what he saw were glowing pink deer “Lanval, your acting quite weird” Said the lady stroking her deer beard 20 Lanval introduced his gnomey friend The king was startled to no end For when he said a gnome was there Arthur could see only air The gnome told Lanval to fight 25 The actions that followed were a sight Lanval swooped and hissed The king and Queen could not resist The gnome told Lanval to kill And burry the nobles at the hill 30 Lanval did what his friend wanted Even if it left him haunted The gnomes home now looked like a castle These visions were becoming a hassle He then realized seeing glee, gnomes, and pink deer 35 Seemed like something incredibly queer Lanval began to see clearly The world around him was dreary Now the gnome was out of sight His buddy had sped into the night 40 Just then a rock fell from the wall and sped Directly towards Lanval’s head The rock thrust him back into the grip It was time to go on another trip

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