Eric

== = = = = =Obama's Problem= By:Eric

**1** Once upon a time there was a black President named Barack "Art" Obama, And he was in love with someone else’s momma. The problem was he was already married, To a women who his babies had carried. And loved a woman of a different race. In peculiar there was a white woman named Monica, Who had a secret talent of playing the harmonica. His wife Queen Michelle knew nothing of this, But the Vice President Joe Biden knew of this situation, And a plot to take the office was in his creation. To blackmail Barack was his evil plan, Since Joe Biden was a very corrupt man. To ruin the President’s life he was now able. When the President saw this he felt his heart sink, Of a way out of this he now needed to think. So he called his fairy that he had on speed dial number two, Ishmir Babu was a very tiny man, Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, Ishmir Babu was evil at heart, Some even say he was conceived from a fart. Anything from a cake, to an elephant, to a bike. The downside though if his help you do seek, The wealth in your wallet may become very bleak. Ishmir asks for 10 million dollars per wish granted, The problem was that he couldn’t accumulate 10 million dollars, Without Michelle noticing and causing a holler. So he decided that he could rob a bank, That way the first lady wouldn’t cause a stank. And to the teller he was very vocal. Barack said,”I’m the President of the United States, So you must now be quiet and give me the banks estate.” To his surprise the teller complied, He called up Ishmir and said he now had his money, And now he needed to make all his problem as sweet as honey. So Ishmir waited pending a wire transfer, To secretly make Joe Biden die of cancer. And with his life he was now able to move on. But now a new problem had come about, When he got wind of it, it caused a severe pout. The video footage caught him stabbing the man, And he now knew he was heading to the can. As your leader there is no innocent life that he could take. To his remorse he had now found, That he had been seen by a woman standing around. The case against the President was now loaded, He turned himself in and was sent to jail, Now he was America’s most hated male.
 * 5** He secretly sought out love from another place,
 * 10** So her lips she still allowed him to kiss.
 * 15** So he left photos of the affair on Obama’s table,
 * 20** The infamous fairy named Ishmir Babu.
 * 25** Ishmir could grant you almost anything you’d like,
 * 30** A seed in his bank account Barack now Barack would have planted.
 * 35** The following day he walked into the bank that was local,
 * 40** Now to cover his tracks he stabbed the teller until he died.
 * 45** The President now thought that his problems were gone,
 * 50** President Obama cried to the media it was all a big mistake,
 * 55** Finally Obama’s defenses had imploded.


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