Julia

Sir Romancelot and the Facebook Fiasco
By Julia There once was a man named Sir Romancealot, His charm and his swagger could not be forgot. For this lucky man had love in his life, And the woman he was with was quite the trophy wife. She was of course the gangster Lady Spinevere, (5) Whose dance moves were known from far and near. She was known to pop it, lock it and even drop it too, And her and Romancelot’s bond was stronger than super glue. Lady Spinevere’s beauty had Romancelot blinded, She was a great catch and he liked to be reminded. (10) He would do this by logging on to her Facebook page, Obviously she had one in this day and age. He would go on to the site to look at all of her pics, And think of how she was finer than all other chicks. Until one day he was greeted with a terrible fright, (15) When he went to her profile on the networking site. Where the day before written in the information spot, It said “in a relationship with Romancelot.” There on her page it was plain to see, It said “in a relationship with M.C. Nasty.” (20) Nasty was known by man and woman alike, As the best rapper in town and a wizard on the mic. Romancelot’s heart was filled with sadness and rage, Instinctively he clicked the link to Nasty’s page. He looked at his pictures with fire in his eyes, (25) And quickly a plan he began to devise. Luckily, Romancelot’s knowledge of tech was vast, It was all because he used to work at Comcast. There was no computer known that he couldn’t hack, He did it as well as a duck could quack. (30) Of Nasty’s computer he quickly gained access, And he swiftly acquired his password and email address. With this information he got onto his profile, And all of his pictures he began to defile. Under Nasty’s cute picture with his friend Christophe, (35) He wrote “I am Nasty, and all of my rhymes are ripped off.” He wrote terrible things all over his profile, And the evil revenge made Romancelot smile. Even though he was alone and Lady Spinevere was gone, He knew Nasty’s cool points were now more than gone. (40) So although Romancelot’s love life had been thoroughly shook, At least he wasn’t the loser with shameful things on his Facebook.

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